LANTZ'S CHANGE TO 2006 LIST! 7.3
*Caramel and Carmel will now be referred to as 'shit'
*Cities that are on the coast of an ocean and are given warning of a hurricane are FORCED to move to a safer location.
*Racist comedians will be shot
*Blondes shall be put into work camps and released upon a thorough IQ test
*MTV shall be forced to play music
*Anyone with the name 'Bush(except the band)' shall be put underwater until the bubbles stop
*Persons wearing a Superman shirt shall be shot in the chest to test their "super strength"
*Rap songs involving booty, cars, whores, bling bling, pimping, or laffy taffy shall be gathered into a rocket and sent into the sun(along with their artists)
*Any male blaming anything on ADD or ADHD without a doctor's diagnosis shall be punched in the face until they have these disorders
*The programs Norton, Zonealarm, McAfee and the Operating Systems MacOS(ANYTHING), WinME and below will be forever shunned from the world
*Nerds and Geeks will forever be the most attractive males on earth
*People with an IQ below a certain point(around 90 or below) will be sent below the Tropic of Capricorn to fend for themselves
*People with an IQ above a certain point(around 130 or above) will be sent above the Tropic of Cancer in structures built for these people to make the world better
*The previous 2 bullets will make the world a lovely place for the people between these 2 mental borderlines or "Normies" as they will be named from then on
*McDonald's will be forced to put the name '77% Soy' on the beginning of anything they sell with meat
*There will be more jelly in the peanutbutter-jelly mixed jars
*Any ideas from my previous posts will be put into practice by the gov't
*Bands including Stabbing Westward, Good Charlotte, Evanescence, Slipknot, Breaking Benjamin, Crossfade, Daft Punk, Dashboard, Junior Senior, Modest Mouse, Soil, Avril Lavigne, Saluna, Tatu, Trust Company, 3 Days Grace, and Hikaru will be forced to play music again
*Bands including Aerosmith(just die already), Metallica(they had their chance), and Kiss(enough said) shall never be heard from again and be forced into early retirement
*Bands including Green Day, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Eminem, Jewel, and the Beastie Boys will be given one more chance not to suck
*Sports players will be forced to do other meaningless tasks other than throwing a ball and get paid a lot less for it
*An eye for an eye will be instated as the country's new basis for law breaking punishments, for example: a man who has raped a woman will be sent to a cell with one very large homosexual man named Bubba and he will be raped
*The KKK will be renamed to the SFA or Shit Fuckers Anonymous
*Free health insurance for anyone who likes being alive
*3 Muskateers Bars will be increased in size by 49%... Damn those things are good
*Everyone will be forced to believe the truth: Atkins doesn't fucking work
vote Lantz for President!
*Cities that are on the coast of an ocean and are given warning of a hurricane are FORCED to move to a safer location.
*Racist comedians will be shot
*Blondes shall be put into work camps and released upon a thorough IQ test
*MTV shall be forced to play music
*Anyone with the name 'Bush(except the band)' shall be put underwater until the bubbles stop
*Persons wearing a Superman shirt shall be shot in the chest to test their "super strength"
*Rap songs involving booty, cars, whores, bling bling, pimping, or laffy taffy shall be gathered into a rocket and sent into the sun(along with their artists)
*Any male blaming anything on ADD or ADHD without a doctor's diagnosis shall be punched in the face until they have these disorders
*The programs Norton, Zonealarm, McAfee and the Operating Systems MacOS(ANYTHING), WinME and below will be forever shunned from the world
*Nerds and Geeks will forever be the most attractive males on earth
*People with an IQ below a certain point(around 90 or below) will be sent below the Tropic of Capricorn to fend for themselves
*People with an IQ above a certain point(around 130 or above) will be sent above the Tropic of Cancer in structures built for these people to make the world better
*The previous 2 bullets will make the world a lovely place for the people between these 2 mental borderlines or "Normies" as they will be named from then on
*McDonald's will be forced to put the name '77% Soy' on the beginning of anything they sell with meat
*There will be more jelly in the peanutbutter-jelly mixed jars
*Any ideas from my previous posts will be put into practice by the gov't
*Bands including Stabbing Westward, Good Charlotte, Evanescence, Slipknot, Breaking Benjamin, Crossfade, Daft Punk, Dashboard, Junior Senior, Modest Mouse, Soil, Avril Lavigne, Saluna, Tatu, Trust Company, 3 Days Grace, and Hikaru will be forced to play music again
*Bands including Aerosmith(just die already), Metallica(they had their chance), and Kiss(enough said) shall never be heard from again and be forced into early retirement
*Bands including Green Day, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Eminem, Jewel, and the Beastie Boys will be given one more chance not to suck
*Sports players will be forced to do other meaningless tasks other than throwing a ball and get paid a lot less for it
*An eye for an eye will be instated as the country's new basis for law breaking punishments, for example: a man who has raped a woman will be sent to a cell with one very large homosexual man named Bubba and he will be raped
*The KKK will be renamed to the SFA or Shit Fuckers Anonymous
*Free health insurance for anyone who likes being alive
*3 Muskateers Bars will be increased in size by 49%... Damn those things are good
*Everyone will be forced to believe the truth: Atkins doesn't fucking work
vote Lantz for President!
