Blogs: Minor But Serious Annoyance

Yes yes. Let's get the laughs out before we begin. I am on a site called Blogger.com that provides free blog hosting so then other people can see others blogs, and comment on other peoples blogs. Now before I say that word again 4 times in one sentance, I must propose that my thinking is not that this, and by this I mean my webspace here, is not a blog but just another webpage. The reasons for this thinking will present itself later on, but for now you'll have to trust me on this just like you have about Santa Claus, Gearge W. Bush, and cashews. So read on if you dare for a look into the mind of me: Some Tall Guy

A History In The Making

Blogs have existed in this world ever since the very first emo came out of their home dressed in black clothing and eye shadow, and said to the world, "World, you're one big ball of depression." Now to this day we still point and laugh at these people, no matter how true that might be(the world being depressing, not expressing yourself through black lipstick and spiked chokers). And in an ironic twist, laughing at these "non-conformists" brings a little light into each of our lives, but I am getting slightly off subject. The point is you can't hurt an emo kid's feelings by laughing at a screen that displays their whininess, and there for blogs make there first mark as annoyances.

But since the creation we have seen ample time for these to develope with the masses, namely teenagers:

That's right teenagers! From the people that brought you infants, they've done it again with the same whining and bullshit that has been proven so annoying before, now you can own your very own teenager! Some assembly required.

Now days, if you take one look at a Xanga, Live Journal, Dead Journal(so clever), Bolt, My Space, or most other blogs you will more than likely see one of the following: Giggles, Slut, Emo, Moron, Nerd.

Pick Yer' Annoyance Here!

Out of all of these different genres of annoying teenager, we will start with the most annoying first, Giggles. Giggles is the most noticable stereotype, mainly because he or she(usually she) has the brightest, loudest, pinkest, giggliest blog out there. Their writings or posts consist of the following: lol, haha, yay, omg, duh, she said, :) , and i love you all. Reading these same things over and over and over again can be quite frustrating. I simple way of handling this is easy; whenever you see a blog, leave.

The next insecurity earns the title of slut, and I use the term earn loosely. This teenager is also pretty easy to spot, but usually not through text. This teen shows his or herself with small amounts of clothing/no clothing with a big giant picture of themselves as the background. When visiting this site, the masses usually jack off while visiting this page(which was its intention before hand) and then scroll donw the list to our next cretin.

Emo! Yes emo, the the beginning of BLOG, the plague starters, the depressed squirrel that starts the 10 car pile-up. Also very easy to spot as well. The loud blairing sound of Evanescence, (the new)Green Day, or Good Charlette in the background whilst reading about cutting ourselves and how the world is just one big ball of depression, of course, makes us giggle. But in the long run, this is a very serious problem. These people are ruining the value of Evanescence and Good Charlotte! But I digress, they might have started this line of retardation, but they certainly won't finish it. Since the dawn of the first emo kid when he put on the eye liner of representation for pain and suffering, they have in-turn, provided me with pain and suffering. Not the best note to end on, but I like it.

Now "Moron" is more of a title for most of the idiots I've mentioned already. It is more of a broad horizon of mindless dribble. This is just easier to classify a larger amount of people with blogs. I.E. "Did you read that moron's blg the other day?" "Hellz yayah!" "Dude. You're a moron.." "Yayah!"

The classification of Nerd is something a little less frustrating. Nerds' main focus of stupidity is the fact that they have so many toys on their blog that attempting to load this page will cause your computer to crash. You make one click and suddenly their music player starts, then the flash program for displaying a ton of pictures, then the moving background, then the option to play a music video as well, then a java mini golf game in the corner, and then *BLIP*. And there goes the computer. It's great that you're a nerd, I am myself. And we get that you can do all these amazing things! But seriosuly! Give it a rest, and stop at the music player! The chances of me watching a music video, while listening to another song, while flipping through photos, and scoring a hole in one at the 18 mini put corse are slim to nada! Jesus tap dancing christ!

Well, this post has taken way to much of my time. I can't just sit here and blog about bloggers all day! Geez!


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